This is the Curious Tale of Bernard C. Periwinkle, a windsock maker from Somerset who likes to count snail trails at midnight and once planted fireworks in his garden to see if they would grow…

Become Bernard and continue the tale! What happens next? Post your endings here!

Bernard C Periwinkle is made from 100% organic cotton and is available in yellow or bright green. He has been printed with organic water based inks in chocolate brown. The tale meanders down the back of the shirt, so you can share it with random punters at bus stops ;)

If you’re not sure which size to get, check out our guide here.

And don’t worry about the postage, we’ll send him to you for free!

Summer sale! Bernard tees are reduced from £30 to £20, saving you 33%!